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If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason
Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
The longer the title the less important the job.