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ਓੁਹ Kehndi ਤੂੰ ਮੇਰੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ Serious ਕਿਉਂ ਨੀ Hunda ?? . . . . . . . ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਪਹਿਲੇ ਇੱਕ dI ਹੋ ਕੇ ਰਹਿਣਾ ਸਿੱਖ ਲਾ
ਕੋਣ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਪੰਜਾਬੀਆਂ ਚ ਸ਼ਰਮ ਨੀ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... ਅਸੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਸਿਲੰਡਰ ਵੀ ਕੱਪਡ਼ੇ ਚ ਲਪੇਟ ਕੇ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਆ
ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ- ਹੈਲੋ ਕੌਣ,?? ਕਹਿੰਦੀ - ਜੀ ਮੈਂ ਆਸ਼ਾ !! ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕੌਣ, ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ- ਮੈਂ 5233
किनारे पर तैरने वाली लाश को देखकर ये समझ आया …. बोझ शरीर का नही साँसों का था !
“मतलबी लडकी से अच्छी तो मेरी सिगरेट हे यारो , जो मेरे होठ से अपनी जिंदगी शुरू करती हे ओर मेरे कदमो के नीचे अपना दम तोड देती हे ”
“नींद तो बचपन में आती थी , अब तो बस थक कर सो जाते है ।”
रब ने नवाजा हमें जिंदगी देकर; और हम शौहरत मांगते रह गये;जिंदगी गुजार दी शौहरत के पीछे; फिर जीने की मौहलत मांगते रह गये।
मे तोड़ लेता अगर तू गुलाब होती मे जवाब बनता अगर तू सबाल होती सब जानते है मैं नशा नही करता, मगर में भी पी लेता अगर तू शराब होती!
जिस तरह से पेड़ काटे जा रहे हैं, वो दिन ज्यादा दूर नही जब ‘हरियाली’ के नाम पर सिर्फ ‘लड़कियां’ रह जायेगीं !!!!
If he can’t fight for you, He is not Right for you.
No Relationship is ever a waste of time. if it didnt bring you what you want, it taught you what you DONT want.
Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho? Husband : Behan se. Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye? Husband : Teri hai, Is liye...
ਸਹਾਰੇ ਨਾ ਬਣਾਓ ਸਹਾਰੇ ਟੁੱਟ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਨਦੀ ਵਿਚ ਹੜ੍ਹ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ ਕਿਨਾਰੇ ਟੁੱਟ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਨਵੇਂ ਦੋਸਤ ਬਣਾਉਣ ਤੇ ਪੁਰਾਣੇ ਛੁੱਟ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਨਵੇਂ ਜਦ ਧੋਖਾ ਦੇ ਜਾਣ ਪੁਰਾਣੇ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ |
Five Simple Rules For Happiness 1.Free you heart from hatered. 2.Free you mind from worries. 3.Live simply. 4.Give more. 5.Expect Less.
8 baatein 8 baaton ko khatm kar deti hain1. Sorry - Galti Ko2. Dukh - Zindagi Ko3. Gussa - Rishte Ko4. Jhooth - Vishwas Ko5. Saath - Gham Ko6. Dhokha - Pyaar Ko7. Facebook - Career Ko8. Watsapp - Time Ko
Aapki girlfriend aapko romantic message kare... . . . To Yeh mat socho Ki woh romantic mood mein hai.... . . . . . Balki yeh socho ki yeh romantic message usko kisne kiya ?
Ladki jub sare kapre utaar leti hai to kya hota hai???????????????Kapre sukhane wali taar khali ho jati hai. Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo
Fill in the blanks1. BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3. F_ _ K 4. P_ N_S 5. PU_S_ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSEDirty Mind
Offo kya kerte ho Door hat jao Koi dekhega to kya Sochega? Aqal nahi hai kya? Uff abi nahi karona Akele me kar lenaNaak saaf :-) Hamesha ganda hi sochna gande dimaag.
To make it straight, she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she rubs it. 2 make it stiff, she licks it. 2 let it "IN" she pushes it. !!!! True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
Girl Friend ke saath, Kamre ke andhar, Table ke upar, Batti ke neeche, De tacatac.... tacatac.. De tacatac.... tacatac..Stupid I am playing table tennis....
Some Basic Rules1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye PAIR4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye TAREEF5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo Monthly Salary!
Girl- Aaj mat dalo. Boy- Kyon? Girl- Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, main puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-
Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?1 : Kitna Lamba tha. 2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata. 3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha. 4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.
1 Girl ask 2 Pappu : Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai? Pappu : LegsGirl : Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? Pappu: Pocket.Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain. Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.Girl : Woh kya hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hue dard se roti hai? Pappu : Kaan mein chhed.Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakhein.
Mathematical JokesWhich song is this? 12.99999...‘tera hone laga hoon’Which song is this? 13.00000000000001...‘tera tera tera suru…’Guess which song is this 2√2√2√2√2...‘Jab mila two root two root two root two root two’Guess which song is this 212...‘Two mere agal bagal’
Test ur IQ Q. Which alphabet is a question? Q.Which alphabet is a fly? Q.which alphabet is a part of our face? Q.whic alphabet is a tool? Q. Which alphabet is a drink? Q.which alphabet is in geometry box? Q.which alphabet is a source of salt ? Answers: 1:Y 2:B 3:I 4:X 5:T 6:D 7:C
Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki raah me, Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah me, Kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko, Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko…. Happy Holi.
Gulaal ka Rang, Gubaaro ki Maar, Suraj kee Kirne, Khushiyo kee Bahaar, Chand kee Chandni, Apno ka Pyaar, Mubaarak ho Aapko Rango ka Tyohaar. Happy Holi
I May Not Put Colours On Ur Face In This Colourful Festival, But I’m Praying God To Add More And More Colour In Ur Beautiful Life.. HAPPY HOLI
Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life. Have a colourful holi !
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike .. . . . . . . . . . Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
Arz kya hai… She is Kissing, Wah Wah She is Kissing, * Some Text Missing * * Some Text Missing *
What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase? (remain as same as at the time of Birth) Do u think u can answer…. Answer: Eye
( Y.T.E.M.A.H.R ) Is Alphabets ko Setting Kar Ke 1 Romantic Word Banta hai. Ye Wo Bana Sakta hai Jis Ne Kisi ko Pyar Kya Ho. It’s Challenge for You Reply Must. Answer: MY HEART
If 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5=???? . . . Think,Before Scrolling Down ? ? ? Answer Is 1 See the First Line.. Moral : Life Is Very Simple ,Don’t Complicate It :)