Learn then remove 'L'.

Smile…It confuses people..!

Error: status unavailable

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me


Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

Online by public demand

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

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Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U

I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

i know you look on my status.

Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.

Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Hey,you are reading my status again ?

Non-urgent calls only!!

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

You can't stop loving short girls.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.