i’m tired, i need money

126

im 99.9% sleepy all day

177

I just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

78

When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

367

Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.

94

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

49

Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

54

i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

32

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

45

By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

37

When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.

43

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."

54

The women cries before the wedding and the man after.

60

Status Unavailable! Check Later

325

I am Waiting for GF Message!

51

Mans are many but money is money.

53

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

203

Learn then remove 'L'.

1 K

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

69

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

327

Non-urgent calls only!!

186

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

75

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

26

One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature

63

Online by public demand

415

Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!

232

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

130

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!

36

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

44

Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

196

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

186

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

169

A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

111

Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.

40

Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.

189

i know you look on my status.

248