When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

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Learn then remove 'L'.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

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Smile…It confuses people..!

Online by public demand

Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!

You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

i know you look on my status.

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.

Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.

Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.

You can't stop loving short girls.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.

Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Non-urgent calls only!!