Latest Whatsapp Status

If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7

If you don’t care, stop talking about it.

I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.

Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.

i know you look on my status.

I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

While I was born… Devil said, Oh! Competition.

Born to express and not to impress.

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.

Three steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep.

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

Brain is the best worker,When you can use it

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

Hey,you are reading my status again ?

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, but you behaviors decide who will stay in your life…

it’s funny how a person can hurt you so much when you were expecting it in the first place..

Spread more love than hate.

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.

If you never get your heart broken you’ll never learn to love.

Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others.

I fell for you, but you didn’t catch me..

Loneliness is better than a bad company.

Sometimes one hello, makes you never want to say goodbye.

Sometimes i just want to kill myself just to see if anyone really cares.

Your emotions trouble you only in those things which you call yours.

Getting angry is actually punishing yourself with the mistakes of others.

Tears are the last gift of TRUE LOVE....

I'm slowly giving up.

I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.

My silence is just another word for my PAIN.