Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

79

I only know that I know nothing

17

I will kill you with my awesomeness...

72

Non-urgent calls only!!

201

Online by public demand

426

Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!

34

I don’t get older, I level up.

49

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

36

If you don’t care, stop talking about it.

286

I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

15

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

7

i know you look on my status.

278

I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

148

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

360

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

635

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

42

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

80

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

416

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

464

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

158

While I was born… Devil said, Oh! Competition.

128

Born to express and not to impress.

52

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

45

Brain is the best worker,When you can use it

41

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

653

Hey,you are reading my status again ?

167

Spread more love than hate.

38

I fell for you, but you didn’t catch me..

63

Loneliness is better than a bad company.

417

Tears are the last gift of TRUE LOVE....

1 K

I'm slowly giving up.

86

My silence is just another word for my PAIN.

837

Sometimes, only pain and patience can prove it.

78

Man make money but money make man mad.

26

Life is like a mountain, not a beach.

47

Never stop chasing your dreams.

202