Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.

191

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

59

Smile…It confuses people..!

726

A party without cake is just a meeting.

41

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.

10

Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.

114

My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!

95

The longer the title the less important the job.

7

If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

67

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

547

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

96

If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.

37

All girls are my sisters except you.

53

You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

54

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

74

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

332

Call me old-fashioned but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.

16

She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

16

Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

33

I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.

21

If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?

55

You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness

16

You are special.... But not for me.

113

You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥

338

If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent

23

Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U

245

Great power comes with great electricity bills.

71

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

514

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

294

Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.

96

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????

53

Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

73

Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.

31

I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

234

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

25

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

10